so much promise and no follow through. always stop and think when you should just do. there was a time when that was a virtue. tell me all my friends, how did we get left out in the margins by the younger set? the brightness of their dreams lights up my regrets. will it stop us? no, not yet. tell me all you girls, how did you get 95 pounds when you're soaking wet? pick up some pizza, put down the cigarette. the best self is the one we choose- buying cupcakes or paying dues. in the bleachers, it's difficult to lose. you're a winner kid- do be afraid to cruise.
need a sweater? have another. down here we take care of each other. up there? run to your mother- discount leather doesn't make you a lover. trust fall with your brother; a therapist will help you recover.
help wanted: need a jack of all trades. how many workers do you think you can replace? end of an era, say goodbye to the specialists. i wish them well, i hope they all make the best of it. above and beyond is the new norm. we can weather any economic storm. everybody needs to learn how to multitask- you get more done if it's all done half-assed. the formula for being a winner: respond to messages while eating your dinner. everybody needs to learn how to multitask- you get more done if it's all done half-assed.
i'm only a jerk because you care. flip your desk, throw your hands in the air.
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